Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & Brad Pitt [Video]

This was pretty much everywhere on the web Thursday, but in case you hadn’t seen it, Between Two Ferns with Brad Pitt.



Peyton Manning Was Pissed Off at the Denver Scoreboard Operator: “It Wasn’t His Best Night” [Video]

Peyton Manning does not tolerate imperfection. Sure, Denver was up by 14 at the end of the game, killing the clock. And sure, the scoreboard operator wanted to keep the crowd fired up.

But dammit, Peyton had a job to do, and that crowd was not making it easy. Oh, and don’t be disrespectful and show Philip Rivers on the scoreboard while Manning is trying to end this game. So, yeah, Mr. Scoreboard Operator, it’s going to be a long morning.

The 6-1 Broncos won 35-21, but Manning is a perfectionist, so he tends to get a little worked up even when his team has a comfortable lead.


Golfer makes the Greatest 3-Foot Putt in the History of Golf [Video]

You wouldn’t think a three-foot golf putt would be a very interesting? Think again!

The putt below comes from the ninth hole in Elie, Scotland, and our shooters named is Greg. Besides that, we don’t know too much, but this might be the greatest birdie putt of all time.

Greg decided to go, in his own words, “the scenic route,” and instead of aiming directly for the hole, went up a large bank beside the green and back down straight into the hole.

Luckily his mate was filming it, and what might have become a barely believable folktale told at the 19th hole is instead a moment that lives forever.

[YouTube: Golfing Links Organisation, h/t BleacherReport]


Fight at Clippers – Suns Game Features Dad Clocking Drunk Fan & Guy’s Girlfriend Throwing Futile Punch [Video]

Going to a professional sporting event and getting so drunk that you get into a fight is not unheard of. However, when the result is a one-sided ass-kicking like this, maybe you need to chill. This Clippers fan gets into it with a bigger, older guy while his girlfriend tries to hold him back.

Someone shouts, “Dude, you should just go,” but he breaks free long enough to throw a punch. Unfortunately, his T-Rex arms can’t reach the other man’s chin. From there, it is complete domination until the guy in pink loses interest and gets pulled off the overmatched fool. The faces of the people around him say it all. His girlfriend lands the only punch. It is an utter failure.

[h/t DeadSpin]


Royals Break Out and Take Game 2 of the World Series

The Kansas City Royals’ bats were going quiet at the worst time. They had scored just five total runs in the previous three games, including one in their loss in Game 1 of the World Series.

But Ned Yost’s squad equaled that number in the sixth inning alone Tuesday night, powering out 10 hits in a 7-2 Game 2 win to even the series at 1-1 against the San Francisco Giants.

Tied at one game apiece, the Fall Classic now heads to San Francisco for Game 3 on Friday night. Jeremy Guthrie will take the bump for the Royals, while Tim Hudson starts for the Giants.

Each team has already displayed the ability to score in bunches. But considering Guthrie’s 2.31 ERA since the start of September and Hudson’s 13-to-0 strikeout-to-walk ratio this postseason, there’s a strong chance Game 3 develops into a pitcher’s duel.


Surfer Charges Massive Wave While Holding 2nd Board Switches Surfboards Mid-Wave, Somehow Doesn’t Die [Video]


California’s Newport Beach is home to ‘The Wedge,’ one of the most famous waves in the world. Famous for being both massive, dangerous, and often unpredictable. This guy makes The Wedge his bitch.

The wave itself is already difficult enough, it’s reserved for boogieboarders and experienced surfers when The Wedge is going off. This guy doesn’t care about convention though, he’s out there riding one board while holding another and somehow decides mid-wave that it is in his best interest to switch boards! The action starts at 10:32…..

Full disclosure: this footage came from a swell back in August, this video isn’t from this week.