After an exhausting evening of drinking, everything in an intoxicated person’s mind looks like a bed — the gutter, a park bench, the floor, etc. A couple weekends ago, the hood of a car in a parking lot became this Patagonia-wearing Bro’s bed. When the car’s owner came out, he decided to have some fun at his expense on Snapchat, trolling the bejesus out of him for passing out on his car.
— SportsCast (@SportsCast_THN) February 14, 2017
The commentary is gold and the guy looks like Bruno Mars. And let’s be real — a little harmless trolling from a stranger is better than ending up in the drunk tank.