No way this is real, right? Please, God, tell me it’s not. Please tell me that this San Diego Chargers security guard was not really jerking off to the cheerleaders as he stood right there on the field.
It sure looks like this Chargers security guard was jerking off to the cheerleaders as he stood right there on the field.
Unfortunately, there is supporting evidence that it is, in fact, real. As you can see from the photo above, the Charger Girls were dressed up in their holiday gear on Sunday, just like in the video.
And the red jacket the dude is wearing matches up to the jackets of Elite Security which have been working Chargers games for years now…
God help this guy if the video is legit.
[UPDATE] Apparently this guy was no hoax, he was legit spanking it to the Chargers Girls in their festive holiday getups.
Because now the Chargers and Elite Security have gone and actually issued statements to Deadspin apologizing for the “disturbing actions” of their security guard…
We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident. Elite Security is currently investigating the incident and has vowed to take immediate and appropriate action.
Elite Security also apologized, saying that they were “aware of the social media post of inappropriate actions of an Elite staff member at Qualcomm Stadium” and that they regret and are investigating the incident.
Goddamn it, why couldn’t this just have been some kind of sick viral video? No wonder the people of San Diego didn’t approve a new stadium for this bunch.