Kate Upton wore a New York Yankees hat in a recent phootshoot with Terry Richardson, and that fateful little decision has given us an official sports tie-in and thus, an excuse to discuss Kate Upton’s boobs. Then again, it’s not like we really need an excuse, it just feels better to have one.
More importantly, said shoot also included a video in which Upton’s puppies jiggle in what appears to be a suped-up version of Antione Walker’s signature shimmy. Divine.
March Madness is a nearly perfect sports entity, but what is the one thing that it’s missing? Boobs. If there was about 750% more female breasts during March Madness, it would be the most perfect creation to ever grace Mother Earth. Since we all know that boobs in basketball is a nearly impossible combination due to the fact that women can’t play basketball in any sort of meaningful fashion (am I right, fellas?), I present to you with my first annual NC Double-D bracket challenge. After a painstaking amount of research, I have seeded all of the lovely women in Hollywood based on their breasts so that the Sports Guru Nation can objectify and judge them based upon their outer beauty alone.
By clicking on this link, you will be directed to the tournament homepage where you can vote in this six round, 64-woman tournament until only one woman is left standing (probably with lower back issues and deep bra-strap grooves). Round One voting is currently underway, so help us settle the argument of who has the best breasts in Hollywood. Will the number one seeds (Kate Perry, Scarlett Johnanson, Sophia Vergara, and Nickly Whelton) dominate the tournament, or will a dark horse make a run at the final four? Happy Voting!
*I had planned to have this run during the NCAA Men’s Tournament, but simply forgot about the concept entirely until yesterday. Thus, welcome to April Madness! Nay, that doesn’t contain enough alliteration. Let April Awesomeness begin!