Tag Archives: boobs

Boob Twerking Queen Sara X Has A Special Valentine’s Day Video For All The Lovebirds [Video]

Valentine’s Day — which we can all agree is the dumbest holiday of all time — is this week. In the spirit of that, men will be doling out time and money trying to re-convince their wives or girlfriends that they are still worthy of their love.

In honor of nothing even remotely close to that, Sara X, a chick who boob twerks on the Internet, decided to release a Valentine’s Day themed video of her boobs twerking to Beethoven’s “Für Elise.”


Cop Tries To Tackle A Sprinting Herd Of Topless Women And Immediately Faceplants Into A Wall [Video]


I know you clicked this because you either enjoy:

A. Topless Women


B. Police fails,

Well,  no matter what your pleasure, lets explain a little bit behind this gem of a video.

The topless women running down the street are members of FEMEN, a feminist activism organization, originally from the Ukraine, that fights against religious oppression, sex tourism, gender discrimination, and homophobia, among other grievances, but are best known on the Internet for their lack of clothing.

Police reportedly arrested at least 25 FEMEN protesters this weekend during a rally in support of fellow FEMEN member Iana Zhdanova, who was convicted for “sexual exhibitionism” in a French court on Oct. 15 for stabbing a wax statue of Russian President Vladimir Putin with a wooden stake while topless, with the words “Kill Putin” painted across her breasts.

[via Daily Dot]


Sara X Does Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik” With Her Boobs [Video]

I don’t know who this chick is, but I’m in love…..

This is how the bouncing breasted beauty describes herself:

I’m a tall tattooed weirdo with an offbeat sense of humor. I never take myself seriously if I can help it. Model, freelance blog contributor, and model coordinator for www.inkedandsexy.com

No, this isn’t fake or a trick, but my boobs are… no strings attached just plenty of silicone.

[h/t to HeidiAndFrank.com]


VIDEO: Enjoy Kate Upton in a Yankee Hat and Kate Upton’s Boobs Bouncing!

Kate Upton wore a New York Yankees hat in a recent phootshoot with Terry Richardson, and that fateful little decision has given us an official sports tie-in and thus, an excuse to discuss Kate Upton’s boobs. Then again, it’s not like we really need an excuse, it just feels better to have one.



More importantly, said shoot also included a video in which Upton’s puppies jiggle in what appears to be a suped-up version of Antione Walker’s signature shimmy. Divine.


Video: Kate Upton demonstrates the “Cat Daddy”.



The First Annual Sports Guru NCDD (Double-D) Tournament Is Here! Join and Vote Today!

March Madness is a nearly perfect sports entity, but what is the one thing that it’s missing? Boobs. If there was about 750% more female breasts during March Madness, it would be the most perfect creation to ever grace Mother Earth. Since we all know that boobs in basketball is a nearly impossible combination due to the fact that women can’t play basketball in any sort of meaningful fashion (am I right, fellas?), I present to you with my first annual NC Double-D bracket challenge. After a painstaking amount of research, I have seeded all of the lovely women in Hollywood based on their breasts so that the Sports Guru Nation can objectify and judge them based upon their outer beauty alone.




By clicking on this link, you will be directed to the tournament homepage where you can vote in this six round, 64-woman tournament until only one woman is left standing (probably with lower back issues and deep bra-strap grooves). Round One voting is currently underway, so help us settle the argument of who has the best breasts in Hollywood. Will the number one seeds (Kate Perry, Scarlett Johnanson, Sophia Vergara, and Nickly Whelton) dominate the tournament, or will a dark horse make a run at the final four? Happy Voting!




NCDD Tournament!

*I had planned to have this run during the NCAA Men’s Tournament, but simply forgot about the concept entirely until yesterday. Thus, welcome to April Madness! Nay, that doesn’t contain enough alliteration. Let April Awesomeness begin!