About 90 seconds into last nights game between the Phoenix and Dallas, Luke Schenn of the Coyotes and Antoine Roussel of the Stars decided to drop the gloves early in the game in what everyone expected to be another dramatic and potentially bloody hockey fight.
Instead, what the fans in attendance and those watching on TV ended up seeing was two guys engaged in, as the announcer called it, “the wildest wrestling match I’ve ever seen. It’s like a teeter-totter!”
By the time Schenn and Roussel were done rocking each other back and forth into exhaustion there had been a very unacceptable total of ZERO punches thrown.
I don’t know whether to laugh at these two schmucks, or be embarrassed for them.
This is how these fights are supposed to go.