Las Vegas Is Getting A Raiders Themed Brothel Because Sin City’s Ready For Some Football

This week NFL owners made the ‘Las Vegas Raiders’ official after voting 31-1 in favor of the Oakland Raiders moving to Las Vegas. 

Of course the reactions are mixed by Raiders nation, but one thing is for certain, Las Vegas already opening its arms (and legs) to welcome the Las Vegas Raiders.

Dennis Hof, owner and operator of the world famous Bunny Ranch brothels in Las Vegas, is set to open his seventh house of sin in Las Vegas and this one will be Raiders themed. What will that look like in execution? Based on the description from UPROXX.com it seems like there will be pirate wench prostitutes running wild:

“I’ve had a license for a seventh brothel near Las Vegas for some time now, but I was waiting for the right time to launch another house of debauchery,” Hof said in a press release. “The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the the Men in Black and their Raider Nation.
“Pirate’s Booty will have the magnificent ‘Darrell Russell Hall of Dames,’ named after the late great Raider’s defensive tackle and well known Bunny Ranch patron,” Hof said. “The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes, and staffed with over twenty cheerleader-garbed working girls called either the ‘Wide Receivers’ or ‘Hookerettes’, I haven’t decided.”
“My seventh sex palace will be called the ‘Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel’ and it will be the first brothel entirely dedicated to athletes and their die-hard fans.”Via

The Raiders themed brothel will be named ‘Pirate’s Booty’ and it is set to open at the same time the Las Vegas Raiders play their first game in the new NFL stadium that’s being built in Las Vegas.

The NFL is historically litigious but in this case, it seems like there’s really nothing that they could file charges against to stop this from happening. As long as Dennis Hoff’s Bunny Ranch keeps the Raiders’ name and logo away from his business and just builds it out as a pirate-themed whore house that’s *wink* *wink* sorta Raiders-themed then he’s in the clear.



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