Eddie Lacy Collects $55,000 Bonus For Not Being Fat And Eating Healthy

New Seattle Seahawks running back, Eddie Lacy, weighed in at a svelte 253 pounds today, and thus earned a $55,000 bonus.

The Alabama star running back who ate his way out of Green Bay, turns 27 next month. He should have a bright NFL future. That is, if he can keep his weight down. So what did Seattle do? They told him to start eating healthy and put down the snacks and we’ll give you millions of dollars.

I think that plan would have worked for anyone.

Lacy passed the first test. But there are several more of these “weigh-ins” before the season begins, with only $385,000 on the line.


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