Here’s a 5’8″-ish, 300+ pound Russian man biting beer cans in half “shark-style.” I’ll allow RT to explain:
A scandal-courting showman has decided to destroy foreign beer he claims is banned in Russia by biting cans in half, shark-style. That was his way of attempting to derail a Cossack raid on banned foodstuffs in St. Petersburg.
So, imported beer is apparently banned, so this guy who looks just like a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. movie went to a Wal-Mart-type big box store to destroy some tallboys and inspect other, smaller canned goods.
— RT (@RT_com) August 21, 2015
I’m not going to try to understand the politics. I’m just going to enjoy the spectacle.
And just so everyone knows, I’m still voting for ‘Deez Nuts’ in next years election.