Kim Kardashians now-infamous butt photos continue to be the comedy gift that keeps on giving. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel, the late night host figured out how to create a snowblower out of a big mock up of Kardashian’s naked pics. They then put it to good “use” on Hollywood Boulevard, blowing mock snow so it looks like its coming straight out of her butt. It’s perfect!
My only hope is that all this comedy will inspire Kanye to come back to Jimmy Kimmel or unleash another Twitter rant once again in defense of his wife.
The world’s tallest roller coaster is set to open in Orlando, Florida in 2017. The roller coaster aptly named ‘Skyscraper’ will wrap and wind its way around a skyscraper, and holy crap this thing looks insane.
Plans are underway to build the world’s tallest — and quite possibly most terrifying — roller coaster at an Orlando, Florida, theme park due to open in 2017.
Suitably called “The Skyscraper,” the coaster track spirals up and down the side of a 535-foot-tall observation tower.
“The unique design of the coaster means more incredible, heart-pounding inside and outside loops, dives, spirals and inversions in a vertical area than riders have ever before experienced,” says Bill Kitchen, founder of Orlando-based US Thrill Rides, which designed the Skyscraper.
The design is based on US Thrill Rides’ Polercoasters concept, in which high thrills are delivered in a small diameter footprint.
The coasters are boarded at the bottom of the tower, then make their way to the top before gravity takes over, with riders disembarking at the bottom.
The Skyscraper will be part of a $250 million entertainment complex planned for Orlando’s International Drive called Skyplex, which includes an indoor theme park.
Skyplex is scheduled to open in 2017 in conjunction with the ‘Skyscraper’ which will then be the world’s tallest roller coast. This thing is insane, and I don’t know how to feel about it.
Drug dealers aren’t necessarily the most intelligent people on the planet, because if they were they’d have a “real” job with a salary that doesn’t involve meeting random people out in the snow in the back of a live newscast.
Oh wait, dealing drugs doesn’t involve selling to people on live television. It involves subtlety and not getting caught, which just goes to show that both the dealer and the seller in this exchange are about as intelligent as a box of crayons.
UCLA plays USC this weekend. Traditionally UCLA holds a bonfire on campus ahead of the rivalry game, but it was put on hold due to protesters upset over a tuition hike. Undaunted, Bruins coach Jim Mora Jr. took to the microphone and said, “One thing about UCLA is we don’t need a friggin’ fire to get it fucking turned up.”
Mike Golic lost a bet to his ESPN Radio co-host Mike Greenberg when Northwestern beat Notre Dame earlier this month. In turn, Golic’s payment was recreating Kim Kardashian’s “Break the Internet” nude photo and right now I can’t believe I’m typing this Anyways, Golic lived up to his end (no pun intended) of the bargain Friday morning. You can see the photo above. It is exactly what the title of the post says.